“I didn’t even know that my health insurance has a $75,000 limit. If I got my legs cut off by a train or if my wife had her head chopped off by a helicopter and needed a head transplant, we would be screwed. Those operations are expensive. So my insurance is getting canceled and we’re getting a cheaper policy with no limit. I can now be eaten by a giant army of ants and I will be covered. So there.”
– Tony Millionaire (Maakies, Sock Monkey, Billy Hazelnuts, etc.)
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